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Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary (Diary or Journal)
Regular price
£8.00
Dumb Things My Kid Said – Tiny Diary
Kids say the funniest (and most unexpected) things — and now you have the perfect place to capture every one of them. This delightfully small diary (2.75” x 3.75”) is designed to hold all those hilarious, puzzling, and unforgettable quotes your little one comes out with. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s like a keepsake time capsule filled with their best moments of accidental comedy.
Vintage-Inspired
With its classic, vintage-style design, this diary may look sweet on the outside — but inside, it’s all about preserving those wonderfully chaotic, laugh-out-loud memories. From calling an avocado “green butter” to asking if clouds have feelings, every page is ready to hold a moment you’ll never want to forget.
High Quality
Finished with gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and smooth, high-quality pages, this tiny diary is made to last — so you can revisit these memories for years to come. A keepsake you’ll treasure (and laugh at) again and again.
Perfect for Gifting
An ideal gift for new parents, teachers, or anyone who loves sharing the funny things kids say. Thoughtful, unique, and guaranteed to raise a smile — just be warned, once they start writing, they may not want to stop.
Share some information about your product
Our Leggings are true to size however you can always order up a size and fold up our reversible ankle cuffs which have been designed to be folded up or down as your child grows.
Our leggings are cut for both disposable and cloth nappies and regular pants in ages 2-4 .
Sizes 4-5 and 5-6 are a different cut to our baby and toddler leggings with no side seam on the legs.
|
Size |
Total length
From Waistband to cuff |
Inside leg
From centre of crotch to cuff |
Waist Un-stretched |
|
Newborn |
27cm |
16cm |
34cm |
|
0-3 |
29.5cm |
18cm |
36.5cm |
|
3-6 |
33.3cm |
20cm |
40.cm |
|
6-9 |
38cm |
22.5cm |
41.5cm |
|
9-12 |
42cm |
24.5cm |
42.5cm |
|
12-18 |
47.5cm |
27.5cm |
43.5cm |
|
18-24 |
51.5cm |
31.5cm |
44.5cm |
|
2-3 years |
52.5cm |
35cm |
47cm |
|
3-4 years |
57 cm |
37.5cm |
49.5cm |
|
4-5 years |
61cm |
40cm |
51.5cm |
|
5-6 years |
64cm |
43cm |
53cm |
|
6-7 Years |
69cm | 48cm | 55cm |
| 7-8 Years | 74cm | 51cm |
56cm |
| 8-9 Years | 77cm | 54cm | 58cm |
Measurements
Please note that these measurements are a guide and sometimes our leggings can vary very slightly due to the weight of the cloth , for example our thermal leggings have less stretch than our standard styles so you may want to size up if you want a looser fit.
Mama Leggings
Size Extra small will fit a UK size 6-10
Size Small/ medium will fit a UK size 10-14
Size Medium / Large will fit a UK size 16-20
Please note that that this is just a guide and our fabrics have a lot of stretch in them
Ladies sweaters & T shirts
(sizing: small: size 10 Medium: size 12 Large: Size 14 Xl: Size 16)
T shirts ( all over printed )
|
|
Shoulder to hem |
Front width |
Front neck to hem |
Back neck to hem |
|
0-3m |
29.3cm |
24.5cm |
25.6cm |
30cm |
|
3-6m |
32cm |
25.5cm |
28.3cm |
32.2cm |
|
6-12m |
34.7cm |
27cm |
30.1cm |
34.3cm |
|
1-2 yrs |
36.3cm |
28.5cm |
33.2cm |
36.2cm |
|
2-3 yrs |
40cm |
30.5cm |
36.6cm |
41cm |
|
3-4 yrs |
42.5cm |
32.1cm |
38.6cm |
42cm |
|
4-5 yrs |
45.3cm |
33.5cm |
41.4cm |
45.4cm |
|
5-6 yrs |
47.3cm |
34.5 |
43.1cm |
47.8cm |
Mens Sweatshirts
XS 34/36"
S 36/38"
M 38/40"
L 41/43"
XL43/45"
Share some information about your product
Click & Collect
Our local customers are welcome to collect from us in person, just select the click and collect option at checkout. Orders are usually ready next working day between 10:00- 14:00 Monday - Thursday but please do not show up for collection until you have received your email / sms notification. If you require a click and collect order the same day, this may be possible but please first email us on help@fredandnoah.com.
Our Shop address is:
Fred & Noah
Unit 19 Oban Court
Hurricane way
Wickford Essex
SS118YB
Shipping costs
Order value £0 - £10 £3.50 STANDARD SHIPPING (up to 7 days processing time) shipped RM48
Order value £10.01 - £60 £4.70 STANDARD SHIPPING (up to 7 days processing time) shipped RM48
Order value £60 and over FREE SHIPPING shipped RM48
EXPRESS shipping is an additional £3.50 and we aim to ship these the same or next working day. RM24 TRACKED
Processing times
All orders are queued into our system and will take up to 7 days for us to make and ship, If you select EXPRESS shipping your order is bumped to the top and we prioritise this and dispatch the same or next working day.
Free delivery
All Uk orders over £60 qualify for FREE shipping, please note that this is sent via RM48. There is an option at checkout to upgrade this to EXPRESS
Delivery
Please note that proof of postage is obtained for all items. If an item does get lost then the Royal Mail advise that a period of time must pass before this item is officially lost. Once this time has past a replacement item will be sent to you. In no circumstances will a refund be issued for lost post. As a small business we cannot afford to accept lost and stolen post so when an item is marked as delivered but not received by the recipient we will always investigate this with the loss prevention team at Royal mail to recover this package.
Please note that during periods of postal strikes we reserve the right to extend the time we wait according to the latest updates from Royal Mail before sending any replacement items.
Returns & Refunds
You have 14 days after your item arriving to return it for a full refund, with the exception of suitcases and personalised items (please see below). Please note that in no circumstances will we accept returned items which have been washed or worn . If an item is returned to us and shows signs of wear or washing then the item will be returned back to you and no refund issued .
Suitcases are non-returnable as they are a custom item. Should a problem occur then they are covered by a 2 year manufacturer warranty for defects in the material and workmanship. Our maker will at its discretion fix or replace the product within 7 days. Should the return not be within 7 days of the fault notification you will responsible for the return cost to the manufacturer.
If you have ordered the wrong size then providing it has only been tried on once and not washed then we will happily exchange for a new size . You the buyer will be responsible for paying postage costs again .
Please note that no refunds or exchanges are accepted on custom orders
If you have any questions regarding shipping or our returns policy then please message us via the contact us button .
Regular price
£8.00
Dumb Things My Kid Said – Tiny Diary
Kids say the funniest (and most unexpected) things — and now you have the perfect place to capture every one of them. This delightfully small diary (2.75” x 3.75”) is designed to hold all those hilarious, puzzling, and unforgettable quotes your little one comes out with. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s like a keepsake time capsule filled with their best moments of accidental comedy.
Vintage-Inspired
With its classic, vintage-style design, this diary may look sweet on the outside — but inside, it’s all about preserving those wonderfully chaotic, laugh-out-loud memories. From calling an avocado “green butter” to asking if clouds have feelings, every page is ready to hold a moment you’ll never want to forget.
High Quality
Finished with gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and smooth, high-quality pages, this tiny diary is made to last — so you can revisit these memories for years to come. A keepsake you’ll treasure (and laugh at) again and again.
Perfect for Gifting
An ideal gift for new parents, teachers, or anyone who loves sharing the funny things kids say. Thoughtful, unique, and guaranteed to raise a smile — just be warned, once they start writing, they may not want to stop.
Share some information about your product
Our Leggings are true to size however you can always order up a size and fold up our reversible ankle cuffs which have been designed to be folded up or down as your child grows.
Our leggings are cut for both disposable and cloth nappies and regular pants in ages 2-4 .
Sizes 4-5 and 5-6 are a different cut to our baby and toddler leggings with no side seam on the legs.
|
Size |
Total length
From Waistband to cuff |
Inside leg
From centre of crotch to cuff |
Waist Un-stretched |
|
Newborn |
27cm |
16cm |
34cm |
|
0-3 |
29.5cm |
18cm |
36.5cm |
|
3-6 |
33.3cm |
20cm |
40.cm |
|
6-9 |
38cm |
22.5cm |
41.5cm |
|
9-12 |
42cm |
24.5cm |
42.5cm |
|
12-18 |
47.5cm |
27.5cm |
43.5cm |
|
18-24 |
51.5cm |
31.5cm |
44.5cm |
|
2-3 years |
52.5cm |
35cm |
47cm |
|
3-4 years |
57 cm |
37.5cm |
49.5cm |
|
4-5 years |
61cm |
40cm |
51.5cm |
|
5-6 years |
64cm |
43cm |
53cm |
|
6-7 Years |
69cm | 48cm | 55cm |
| 7-8 Years | 74cm | 51cm |
56cm |
| 8-9 Years | 77cm | 54cm | 58cm |
Measurements
Please note that these measurements are a guide and sometimes our leggings can vary very slightly due to the weight of the cloth , for example our thermal leggings have less stretch than our standard styles so you may want to size up if you want a looser fit.
Mama Leggings
Size Extra small will fit a UK size 6-10
Size Small/ medium will fit a UK size 10-14
Size Medium / Large will fit a UK size 16-20
Please note that that this is just a guide and our fabrics have a lot of stretch in them
Ladies sweaters & T shirts
(sizing: small: size 10 Medium: size 12 Large: Size 14 Xl: Size 16)
T shirts ( all over printed )
|
|
Shoulder to hem |
Front width |
Front neck to hem |
Back neck to hem |
|
0-3m |
29.3cm |
24.5cm |
25.6cm |
30cm |
|
3-6m |
32cm |
25.5cm |
28.3cm |
32.2cm |
|
6-12m |
34.7cm |
27cm |
30.1cm |
34.3cm |
|
1-2 yrs |
36.3cm |
28.5cm |
33.2cm |
36.2cm |
|
2-3 yrs |
40cm |
30.5cm |
36.6cm |
41cm |
|
3-4 yrs |
42.5cm |
32.1cm |
38.6cm |
42cm |
|
4-5 yrs |
45.3cm |
33.5cm |
41.4cm |
45.4cm |
|
5-6 yrs |
47.3cm |
34.5 |
43.1cm |
47.8cm |
Mens Sweatshirts
XS 34/36"
S 36/38"
M 38/40"
L 41/43"
XL43/45"
Share some information about your product
Click & Collect
Our local customers are welcome to collect from us in person, just select the click and collect option at checkout. Orders are usually ready next working day between 10:00- 14:00 Monday - Thursday but please do not show up for collection until you have received your email / sms notification. If you require a click and collect order the same day, this may be possible but please first email us on help@fredandnoah.com.
Our Shop address is:
Fred & Noah
Unit 19 Oban Court
Hurricane way
Wickford Essex
SS118YB
Shipping costs
Order value £0 - £10 £3.50 STANDARD SHIPPING (up to 7 days processing time) shipped RM48
Order value £10.01 - £60 £4.70 STANDARD SHIPPING (up to 7 days processing time) shipped RM48
Order value £60 and over FREE SHIPPING shipped RM48
EXPRESS shipping is an additional £3.50 and we aim to ship these the same or next working day. RM24 TRACKED
Processing times
All orders are queued into our system and will take up to 7 days for us to make and ship, If you select EXPRESS shipping your order is bumped to the top and we prioritise this and dispatch the same or next working day.
Free delivery
All Uk orders over £60 qualify for FREE shipping, please note that this is sent via RM48. There is an option at checkout to upgrade this to EXPRESS
Delivery
Please note that proof of postage is obtained for all items. If an item does get lost then the Royal Mail advise that a period of time must pass before this item is officially lost. Once this time has past a replacement item will be sent to you. In no circumstances will a refund be issued for lost post. As a small business we cannot afford to accept lost and stolen post so when an item is marked as delivered but not received by the recipient we will always investigate this with the loss prevention team at Royal mail to recover this package.
Please note that during periods of postal strikes we reserve the right to extend the time we wait according to the latest updates from Royal Mail before sending any replacement items.
Returns & Refunds
You have 14 days after your item arriving to return it for a full refund, with the exception of suitcases and personalised items (please see below). Please note that in no circumstances will we accept returned items which have been washed or worn . If an item is returned to us and shows signs of wear or washing then the item will be returned back to you and no refund issued .
Suitcases are non-returnable as they are a custom item. Should a problem occur then they are covered by a 2 year manufacturer warranty for defects in the material and workmanship. Our maker will at its discretion fix or replace the product within 7 days. Should the return not be within 7 days of the fault notification you will responsible for the return cost to the manufacturer.
If you have ordered the wrong size then providing it has only been tried on once and not washed then we will happily exchange for a new size . You the buyer will be responsible for paying postage costs again .
Please note that no refunds or exchanges are accepted on custom orders
If you have any questions regarding shipping or our returns policy then please message us via the contact us button .